Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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