someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
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he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
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Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
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