My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
pop tarts are not kleenex
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thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
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I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
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