Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
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