Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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