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drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
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Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
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You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
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