I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
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