im drinking this country out of the recession.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
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You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
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Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
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From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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