I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
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Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
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And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
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She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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