somebody snuck up and got me drunk
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
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