doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
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