Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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