Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
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then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.
Those were the highlights of my night.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
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Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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