I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
Can i not drive my cunt home
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
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I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
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i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
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