Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
Randomize
