she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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