and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
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