We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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