this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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