i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
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