I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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