worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Randomize
