I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
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