Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
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I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
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All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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