Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
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He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
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She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
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