do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
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