The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
You ate ashes out of my bong
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