my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
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Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
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I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
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