hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Little spoons don't ask big questions
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Randomize
