BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
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she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
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So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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