yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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