spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
He has the fingertips of a God
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