I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
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