How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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