Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
I just gargled with NyQuil
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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