Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
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That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
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Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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