im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
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