some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
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maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
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Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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