I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
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You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
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my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
Is her dick bigger than yours?
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
You ate ashes out of my bong
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
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