I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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