I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
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Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
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mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
Randomize