And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
me + whiskey = a bad person
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
Randomize