I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
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No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
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Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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