yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
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Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
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Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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