I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Randomize
