Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
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my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
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I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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