im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
well I can't set my house on fire every night
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
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thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
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I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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