She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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