Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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