he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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