so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
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