i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Randomize
