Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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