You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
New definition for "rock bottom": Waking up in a puddle of your own puke, missing your fake tooth. Then having to dig through said puddle of puke for aforementioned fake tooth. Think it's time I quit partying so hard.
Is this your way of breaking up with me as my wingman?
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Randomize
