you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
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i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
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I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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