Sponge bath it is.
I was high as a kite when I got pulled over by a cop and he asked me for my ID and if I had been smoking weed, I said no and gave him my debit card.
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
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This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
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Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
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